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Greg was beyond frustrated with the way the day was turning out. Here he'd sought out some old friend of his fathers to teach him the ropes of this whole fishing thing with, and all they'd done all day was sit in this cramped boat and do nothing. He had planned on having as many trophy catches as his old man had by days end, not sit and wait for some stubborn fish for hours on end. In the time it took what time was it anyway? for them even get to this hidden away little lake and shove the old dingy into the water, he and his old school mates would have already scouted out every attractive babe in town and gotte
Greg was beyond frustrated with the way the day was turning out. Here he'd sought out some old friend of his fathers to teach him the ropes of this whole fishing thing with, and all they'd done all day was sit in this cramped boat and do nothing. He had planned on having as many trophy catches as his old man had by days end, not sit and wait for some stubborn fish for hours on end. In the time it took (what time was it anyway?) for them even get to this hidden away little lake and shove the old dingy into the water, he and his old school mates would have already scouted out every attractive babe in town and gotten half their numbers. Fishing
Words of Hamlet
Quote #1: "Here, thou incestuous, murd'rous, damned Dane, / Drink off this potion. Is thy union here? / Follow my mother." (Act V, scene ii)
What precedes this quote, which makes the list as one of the most cold blooded things to say to a person before killing them, is a series of misfortunes that ruins an almost fool proof plan to kill Hamlet Jr.; proving that if you make something fool proof, someone will inevitably make a better fool. The better fool in this case is Gertrude, Hamlet's mother, who drank from a goblet which contained poison meant for Hamlet. The last nail in the coffin is when Laertes, whom Hamlet was due